$CATAPULT on Robinhood Chain

CATAPULT

He's not waiting for the moon. He's launching at it.

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Captain Whiskers in WW1 aviator gear, seated in a wooden catapult bucket
Contract address 0xfe23f7556f9516b4b1f652a36f1db13404d2050d

The Lore

Captain Whiskers watched his owner buy every top and sell every bottom. He identified the flaw: humans hesitate. Cats don't. A cat does not wait for confirmation before jumping. It just sends it.

So he built a catapult, put on his grandfather's WW1 flight gear, and climbed in. Destination: moon. Method: catapult. Plan B: none.

Cats land on their feet. That is the whole thesis. Nine lives means nine attempts, and he is on life one.

CATAPULT banner: Captain Whiskers loaded in the catapult, dotted trajectory arcing toward the moon

Boarding procedure

1

Get a wallet

Standard issue. MetaMask or any wallet that speaks Robinhood Chain. This is your seat assignment.

2

Load funds

Bridge or buy funds on Robinhood Chain. The catapult does not accept fiat. Or hesitation.

3

Swap for $CATAPULT

Take your place in the bucket. Launch window: always open. Landing gear: four paws.

Holders are passengers.

Everyone rides in the same bucket. Nobody gets out before launch. The Captain has done the math. Probably.